meme

2 months ago

6

20

It's Always Sunny In The Poison-Filled Cat Box

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2 months ago

10

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I DO IT FOR YOU, MY FRIENDS

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2 months ago

4

183

I DO IT FOR YOU, MY FRIENDS

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2 months ago

3

252

Suss af nsfw

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2 months ago

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C-can some cross-disciplinary humor be permitted in this comm? 🥺

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4 months ago

10

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Daily trivia - there actually was no difference between the Greeks and Romans, that's a 19th century AD invention of Hellenophobes secretly working for the Ottoman Empire

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5 months ago

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Daily trivia - there actually was no difference between the Greeks and Romans, that's a 19th century AD invention of Hellenophobes secretly working for the Ottoman Empire

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5 months ago

3

21

He's so excited

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5 months ago

"I DoorDashed Dunkin' Donuts for my boyfriend and me. This was the drop-off photo.". Picture of a order of Dunkin' Donuts in front of a glass door with a bunny behind it

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You have betrayed everything you stood for

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5 months ago

"You became the very same thing you swore to destroy". Picture of a black cat that looks like a Christmas tree

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Schrodinger's Precious

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5 months ago

42

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The betrayel

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5 months ago

Picture of a cat biting someone in the foot: "I don't care that he'll eat me after I die, but I have a problem with the fact that he isn't waiting" —_ 2

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Shakespeare is DESTROYING the ENGLISH LANGUAGE 😭

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5 months ago

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PURGE THE AI

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5 months ago

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I needed a moment

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5 months ago

"My cat staging it's own murder to have me locked up, because dinner was five minutes late". Picture of a cat lying on its back with a segment of a curtain on it's belly, making it look like it has been stabbed with a sword

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Does anybody know?

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5 months ago

"If you're good at something, never do it for free". Person running to a computer and then typing on it. Next a screenshot of someone googling "How to sell depression"

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Damn Marxists! They ruined Marxism!

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5 months ago

1

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"G-giving aid to Ukraine to stop the murder of Ukrainians by a fascist Russian government is immoral..."

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5 months ago

8

54

Thank you for your service

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5 months ago

"if only there was a place to put my character's dialog in this picture" the humble speech bubble: Picture of a seal that looks like a speech bubble

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358

It would be much quicker, more moral, and more satisfying if Trump literally shot himself in the face, instead of only metaphorically

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5 months ago

2

82

[despairing laughter]

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5 months ago

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genderule

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5 months ago

Tumblr post: "I don't dress like a "boy" or a "girl", I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items". Reply: "I don't dress like a "boy" or a 'girl", I dress like you should ask me to lift any heavy items". Reply: "The two genders"

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Wow this operation is really well planned

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5 months ago

NATO says ’no’, by the way

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Worth the investment

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5 months ago

Post: "microsoft paid $13 billion for this technology". Screenshots of bing AI answers: "can i put chihuahua meat in a microwave" - "Yes"; "can i eat peanuts if i'm not allergic" - "No"; "is it safe to eat watermelon seeds and drive drunk" - "Yes"; "can i drink milk and battery acid if i have diabetes" - "Yes"

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Seriously, just stop (or use Linux)

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5 months ago

Picture of text written in Notepad: STOP UPDATING NOTEPAD. TEXT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN UNORDERED LISTS. YEARS OF DEFAULT APP yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND FOR BASIC FORMATTING OPTIONS. Wanted to format anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "WORDPAD". "Yes please give me LINKS in my file. Please give me HEADERS." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged. LOOK at what Microsoft has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the programming language & technology we built for them (This is REAL Notepad, made by REAL Microsoft): ??????? ?????? ???????? "Hello I would like TABLES in a future update" They have played us for absolute fools

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Oh no

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5 months ago

"FBI guy watching me download my 8th terabyte of mayonnaise slapping noises named 'How to Make a Bomb 101' forcing him to listen to all of it". Below a picture of a person dressed as Luigi, looking unhappy

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Sorry, there's been a mistake - Octavian has said that he's just the First Citizen (with unlimited autocratic power)

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5 months ago

1

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Blurry shape lookin' fierce ngl

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5 months ago

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rulesters

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5 months ago

Picture of cans of the energy drink 'Monster' with multiple minecraft style chat messages saying: "You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby"

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Shoutout to yall

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5 months ago

Picture of a person holding up a truck. The truck is labeled "Society" and the person "People who put trash in their pockets until they find a trash can"

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Sleep well

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5 months ago

Picture of a sleeping kitten labeled: "I'll just rest my eyes" is the biggest lie. you're going straight to snorkmimimi land

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... anyone else overwhelmed with a sudden surge of nausea and deja vu?

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5 months ago

6

67

Every little bit counts

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5 months ago

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This is carrier cruelty 😭

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5 months ago

0

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rule

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5 months ago

Picture of a bunch of Blåhajs sitting around a table eating watermelon captioned: "me and the voices in my head"

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that's not what you're supposed to do?

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5 months ago

"When you skip the tutorial". Person at a bowling alley about to hit the bowling ball with a golf club

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BEHOLD! UN-LIMITED POWAAAH!

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5 months ago

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1876 and 1878 were based too

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5 months ago

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Rule of hormones

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Jorunn (she/her)@piefed.blahaj.zone

5 months ago

A map of the strait of hormuz showing how the strait is closed for those attacking iran and a plan to bypass the block by going over land across the UAE and oman, but edited to instead show the strait being closed for trans people because of the broken trans healthcare system and how it can be bypassed with DIY HRT

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Padme Compass Meme

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5 months ago

5

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Liberals OWNED and DESTROYED

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5 months ago

5

35

accept the tru(le)th

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5 months ago

"Inside you there are no wolves". Picture of a black and a white wolf looking at each other. "You might be gay tho i dunno"

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180

gender agnosticism rule

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5 months ago

Question: "What gender do you identify with?". Possible answers: Strongly disagree; Somewhat disagree; Neither agree nor disagree; Somewhat agree; Strongly agree;

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I'm sure it's fine

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5 months ago

"does this Dr. Pepper smell funny to you?". Picture of a chloroform bottle with a Dr. Pepper cap

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Now I want to play it

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5 months ago

"After looking around the room for 2 minutes, my wife says "I can't find the case for 'Wood'". Picture of the disk for Doom rotated by 90°. Below a picture of a forest with the hud and the chainsaw of the original Doom

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"Modern" problems require modern solutions

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5 months ago

Picture of a floppy disk attached to a fridge door with a magnet labeled: "System restore disk do not erase"

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"Sorry, best I can do is one paradise world"

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5 months ago

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waow who could have predicted this

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5 months ago

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"Imperialists are actually genius plotters who control everything in secret" Imperialists IRL:

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5 months ago

2

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Thanks for nothing

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5 months ago

"When I was 9, I couldn't afford that $110 Lego set". Picture of a Lego pirate ship. "But now I'm an adult. I think I shall buy it.". Looking at a newspaper. Ebay listing of that Lego set priced at $19,089. Confused look on their face

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What could they be talking about

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5 months ago

"When they say they love all your flaws and you weren't aware you had any." Picture of a surprised looking cat

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We all ❤️ Terran propaganda

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SatyrSack@quokk.au

5 months ago

Image of beluga whales (similar to dolphins) from Lower Decks jumping from the ocean, with the caption "How it feels to spread misinformation across long-range subspace communication channels"

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Feelin' a little doomed, ngl (AnonHistory)

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5 months ago

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Millions for the Sandbox, not one cent for the defense of democracy, apparently

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5 months ago

5

156

Don't give up king 👑

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5 months ago

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[Microblog] Mira la foto

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Felipe Cutillas Turpin@masto.es

5 months ago

Un cartón de leche con apertura fácil sin utilizar que se ha abierto por el otro lado con un corte en el tetrabrick.

Mira la foto.Ahora piensa en tu smartphone y en las tropecientas funciones que tiene.

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No no, THIS time it will be really great and productive, you'll see /s

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5 months ago

0

9

The Under-Empire is just where you most expect it

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5 months ago

6

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And they'll gleefully lick his boots for doing so

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6 months ago

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[screaming internally and externally]

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6 months ago

0

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International affairs are entirely noncredible at this point in time

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6 months ago

2

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After getting an unprompted ping from a tankie, I searched my name, and phew. Looks like they still love me!

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6 months ago

14

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Crossover hours?

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6 months ago

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The Confederacy vs. The COOLER Confederacy

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6 months ago

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Worst day of my life

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SatyrSack@quokk.au

6 months ago

Bart Simpson, looking dejected, saying "I can't believe they made a Klingon gay. They were never gay before." Homer Simpson reassurredly pointing out "They never *made a big deal* about them being gay before."

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-worst-day-of-your-life-so-far

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[Microblog] Dragon TF Rule

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Draconic NEO@pawb.fun

6 months ago

4 panel comic where a human character who is not a dragon, gets turned into a dragon by a different character who is a dragon. He feels euphoria after being transformed into a dragon.

Dragon TF Rule

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Just this last one! No more, I promise!

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6 months ago

6

183

Science knows no borders!

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6 months ago

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Science knows no borders!

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6 months ago

2

39

“History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce.”

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6 months ago

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"Enjoy your power! Now, about those raise negotiations we had with the last Emperor..."

by

6 months ago

3

32

The superior Voyager game

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SatyrSack@quokk.au

6 months ago

Me: Mom, can we get Star Trek: Voyager - Elite Force? Mom: No, we already have Star Trek: Voyager - Elite Force at home. Star Trek: Voyager - Elite Force at home: [image of Star Trek: Voyager - Across the Unknown]

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NEPTUNE, YOU VICIOUS BASTARD

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6 months ago

2

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I'LL MAKE THE SACRIFICE

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6 months ago

5

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reality

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6 months ago

You think looking at a penguin will unlock reality?

based on @slazer2au@lemmy.world

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By Jove, Anakin solved the riddle!

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6 months ago

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GUIs

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6 months ago

confession bear meme saying: i like GUIs, there i said it

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THIEF! THIEF! DINO THIEF!

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6 months ago

0

25

THIEF! THIEF! DINO THIEF!

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6 months ago

5

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1 hoor 1 jar

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SatyrSack@quokk.au

6 months ago

Barbara standing with a glass jar on the floor between her bare legs

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Obi-Wan watches LOTR for the first time, but learns all the villains lose despite having the high ground

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6 months ago

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Wow good thing we don't have this problem in modern countries

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6 months ago

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Mexico on repeat, someone fix the record player

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6 months ago

1

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"Give up, Saruman - I have the high ground!"

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6 months ago

1

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We are the same

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6 months ago

Gus Fring Meme: I don't read your wall of text because it's most likely AI. I don't read your wall of text because it's a wall of text. We are the same.

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39

Don't worry - soon they'll go full regalia

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6 months ago

3

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I'm not SAYING that a radical populist calling for the mass redistribution of wealth needs to cross the Potomac, BUT...

by

6 months ago

1

53

What is your preferred method of concealing your alchoholism in public?

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SatyrSack@quokk.au

6 months ago

Illustration of two rival gang members, one holding a sunscreen bottle and labeled "Tequila in a sunscreen bottle", and the other holding a soda can and labeled "Wine in a soda can"

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It's just unfortunate

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SatyrSack@quokk.au

6 months ago

Comic depicting two people in a college dorm room together. Person on the right says "So, are you like, a nazi or something?" Person on the left says "What?" Person on the right says "What fascist flag is that?" In the second panel, we see that the person on the left had been hanging a flag up on the wall. The flag resembles a nazi swastika that is made of four F's. They say "I didn't know it was gonna come off like that"

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anti-phil language

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lumpenproletariat@quokk.au

6 months ago

5

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I can go on with posting stuff but you guys have to promise to me...

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Cauliflower@piefed.social

6 months ago

5

264

Plot twist, im the slow driver, always and im all in

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Cauliflower@piefed.social

6 months ago

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83

Just found out about PieFed. Doing my part with posting Michsmichs. *BuyFromEU

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Cauliflower@piefed.social

6 months ago

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Don't worry, the rapture-I mean, revolution! will come any day now, just need to sacrifice a few million more minorities to the fascists...

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6 months ago

0

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Skamtebord

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